sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit May 25, 2011

sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.

Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse

by drbarnes8274 November 19, 2021

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by October 14, 2020

Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.

That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot

by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022