im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.

"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"

by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

Nigga sofa

That one porno where if the nigga had to hide again he would hide as a sofa

Nigga curtain: hey bro u got a place to hide?
Nigga lamp: idk where?
Nigga sofa: come to my place

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023

Sent to the sofa

When a girl sends a man to the sofa she’s no longer in love and sending him out of the bed meaning she is bored of his love and is making room for someone new.

Micheal: Bro I’ve just been sent to the sofa.
Steve: Oh no bro man are you okay.

by Dragon man 123 July 23, 2018

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheal ordered a red sofa and it still hasn't arrived and he is very upset. if you see anything red you can say its as red as Mr cheals sofa

omg your socks are as red as Mr cheals red sofa.

by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021

Upside-down Larry on the Sofa

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)

Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.

by Ghoststew October 14, 2019