snap

Expression used by dillholes trying desperately and unsuccessfully to sound cool.

Oh, snap! The orc pickpocketed my bag of holding +5! Please pass the dildo, so that I may use it on my own ass.

by NickFu January 23, 2007

snap

An activity with the allure of a refreshing, short period of sleep, but the intent being purely sex.

Coming back from the bike race, spent, all he wanted was a snap and cold beer.

by emcall April 26, 2007

Snap!

The famous word constantly uttered by Kevin Eubanks of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

''Oh he lost his car, Oh SNAP Jay, SNAP!!''

by Jorno El'Riciardo February 15, 2005

snaps

Ingenuity in style(usu. of dress); to be fashionably original.

"Damn son, home boy's got snaps for rockin that tweed jacket with those high tops"
"Bitch aint got no snaps-Look at them eskimo boots!"

by Paulrus March 13, 2006

Snap!

An interjection used instead of saying i told you so

"I bet spongebob squarepants will go jellyfishing in the next episode"
TV: Next on spongebob squarepants, spongebob goes jellyfishing
"Oh snap! I knew he was going to!"

by Molizz-ol April 25, 2003

Snap

Snap=Shit

In our world tho' the word snap is used to describe when someone yells at someone and says alotta bullshit like I did wit' my ex when he was lyin' sayin' I gave him head, ya the fuck right I did! Damn lyin' ass. Or it could mean that u just overdid somethin' in a good way like if u sang a song really really well, u'll be like: "Damn she fuckin' snapped!"

"What the fuck!? I heard ur goin' 'round sayin' all this muthafuckin' bullshit that I fuckin' gave u fuckin' head!? I ur fuckin' ex, not ur fuckin' sista or mom, that u can fuckin' talk shit 'bout 'cause u kno' dem, u don't fuckin' kno' me bitch! Does it look like I fuckin' got down on my knees, took u pants off and put yo dick' in my fuckin' mouth, no da fuck I didn't u lil pussy ass bitch!...ect" -Gracie.

A friend: "Damn she snaped on his ass!..."

by Gracie May 16, 2004

snap

Prison slang for a pedophile.

That fucking snap's gonna get his due after lights out!

by Randomarrow October 22, 2006