sheriff

The man.

The big dog

The captain of the pirate ship.

The King of the jungle.

A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.

he loves to say fuck versace qlique

sheriff is best

by beniim December 11, 2016

sheriff's side

A term commonly used in LA County used to refer to an area where the law enforcement are the county sheriff's deputies, as opposed to a local community police force.

Damian: Damn Pedro won't the cops bust us for smoking weed on the sidewalk?
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street

by HushOne May 20, 2017

sheriff dozer

A super cool guy that gets all the bitches and rules over all of the PAYDAYverse

Man i'd sure love to suck on that Sheriff Dozer's shotgun if you catch my drift

by Ramstuck_the _Lying_Cunt September 17, 2017

sheriffen

OG Sheriffen is out of your league. He has an enormous cock that slays every pussy in its way. There is not much more to say about him. He takes virginities then goes away as fast as he came into your life. Noone can end this beast, not even Roberto Esquivel Cabrera.

Female 1: Do u know who Sheriffen is?

Female 2: Yes, he's a sexmachine, i couldn't sit down for a week after we met.

by Bongalongsheriff December 7, 2017

sharifuz

Sharifuz is legendary and always broke as he never needed money and rejected the idea of money, only willpower to live which makes it even more legendary. He belongs to the island and life of a hippie yet always being alone for the betterness of the world balance. However it is rare to have people named Sharifuz which makes the legend an urban legend.

You will never see a real Sharifuz living to these day.

by Shadows of God December 29, 2017

sheriff yermae

Sheriff yermae is a sheriff from the old west in China as he said "you Mae be thinking but there ain't no old west in China well there is history is just dumb" his story is about him going into the future to save his wife from a dragon but his teleportal can only take him to the future so he came here to make one to take him to the past to save his wife from the spaghetti meatball king that gets reserected by sheriff wicker

"I'm sheriff yermae "
"No yer nae I'm sheriff yermae "
"How's yer wife"
" dead"

by Clara 2000 May 20, 2018

Scariffying

When something is both scary and terrifying but you forget which word you're trying to use.

I dropped the shoe on the floor and glitter flew everywhere. It was scariffying.

by Jack Allister November 2, 2018