Shane

A little autistic retard that never pays attention. He always makes jokes at the worst time possible. He can never control his stupidity and tells you to laugh when his joke doesn't quite hit the mark.
Oh great, Shane is making shitty jokes again
by Some dude with an attitude February 05, 2019
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A slang for the act of wanting to kick someone in the teeth repetitively
That dude pissed me off so I shaned him really good
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by Shanejb7 March 10, 2017
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It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tend to narcissistic.
"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."
by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016
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Brighton/London slang

1 To be beat down physically or verbally.
2 To be beaten at a game of some kind.
3 To be mocked so badly, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
1 Boy 1: Did you see that guy getting yelled at by that lass?
Boy 2: Yeah yeah! He was getting proper shaned!

2 Girl: HA! I WIN! SUCKS TO BE YOU! SHANED!!

3 Girl 1: Ugh! Look at tha scene twat with her extentions and converse.
Boy: But you wear extentions and converse.
Girl 2: Oh! Shaned.

by ohnoes! February 16, 2007
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Shane

It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tends to be narcissistic.
"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."
by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016
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Shane's are typically seemingly sweet men who will trick you into falling for them, but they eventually break your heart and ruins your life. Shane's also have smallish members and are notorious shower-dodgers
by KatKat130 January 31, 2014
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