Scuba Steve

A man getting oral underwater in a pool.

Hey man I got a scuba Steve last night!

Scuba Steve by Pandaz32 July 27, 2019

Scuba Steved 

When I guy is going done on his girl and he’s super heavy breathing like he’s snorkeling

My mans most deft scuba steved me last night

Scuba Steved by The things I come up with April 2, 2020

scuba butt 

The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.

I need to take a couple-day surface interval, I'm starting to get scuba butt.

scuba butt by 500PSIguy October 4, 2021

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

Scuba Piss by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

SCUBA Queer

Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear

Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.

SCUBA Queer by SCUBA Sammy March 10, 2022

Scuba cheesy balls

When someone's balls are sweating at the beach and have salty cheese from a hot day

Larry spent all day at the beach and got scuba cheesy balls

Scuba cheesy balls by In the tune of nasty July 29, 2022

Scuba dive the Titanic 

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

Scuba dive the Titanic by LordJenal July 2, 2023