She’s the one who owns a special space within my heart. She’s the best of both worlds. She’s the kind of woman who’s fully mine at two in the morning, and kisses a part of me that is hurt to make it more hurt in such a heavenly way. A girl that is more beautiful than the stars in the sky and the never-ending ocean on the horizon.
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Eli Russell Is One Of The Worst People On This Planet, He Is A Waste Of Time And Posts VERY Disturbing Stuff On Discord, Trust Me You Don’t Wanna See It...
by Northern Irish Lifts October 30, 2020
Get the Mr Eli Russell mug.A sexual act in which oral sex is preformed with a mouth full of pop rocks candy.
It is said to be named after the actor who also makes ones genitals tingle.
It is said to be named after the actor who also makes ones genitals tingle.
by booberry13 November 14, 2010
Get the Kurt Russell mug.A cranky old teacher with no sense of humor. She tries to roast kids during class but nobody ever gets her joke. The parents of the kids think that she is nice but really when the classroom door closes she is a selfish bitch. I hope you fucking die.
P.S-She owns lots of lucky socks.
P.S-She owns lots of lucky socks.
"I know that I look like I was born yesterday but, that not the case the case here" -Mrs. Russell
Btw Mrs.Russell everyone knows you are like 70 years old.
Btw Mrs.Russell everyone knows you are like 70 years old.
by ihatemrsrussell April 10, 2017
Get the mrs. russell mug.When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
by jimbo99 December 12, 2009
Get the Russet Potatoes mug.1. - A phrase meaning lets go, lets do it. Lets fuckin get to it.
2. - To take something working correctly and fuck it up.
3. - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit pictures and/or video involving the use of one's index finger and asshole.
2. - To take something working correctly and fuck it up.
3. - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit pictures and/or video involving the use of one's index finger and asshole.
Examples:
1. It's time to stick a russell. Woot Woot!!
2. The stereo sounded great until Patrick decided to stick a russell. Now Patrick must die!
3. Lame. I don't even know this guy. Why would he stick a russell and ruin my lunch? Seriously, I just sat down to eat. Now I'm about to spew all over my phone! Fuck!
1. It's time to stick a russell. Woot Woot!!
2. The stereo sounded great until Patrick decided to stick a russell. Now Patrick must die!
3. Lame. I don't even know this guy. Why would he stick a russell and ruin my lunch? Seriously, I just sat down to eat. Now I'm about to spew all over my phone! Fuck!
by ButtonPusher June 1, 2010
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