Bridge Runner

Someone who exists on several worlds at the same time, as in a stock broker by day and a punk by night or a hi-tech big wig and a DJ. Usually with aptitude in one or both areas.

"That Eddie, a bridge runner, i tell you. Saw him last night bartending my local bar. Look at him now doing the accounting."

"She's a bridge runner. Saw her giving head behind the dumpster at that club last night, she was so hot, now she wants to fire me?

by abragag December 16, 2008

Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022

jewel runner

A robber. Or a member of the amazing hip hop group Run The Jewels.

“I’m low on funds, so I’m going to take that chain from him. I’m a jewel runner.”

by maulie September 20, 2022

red light runner

A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.

"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons

by no.tap. December 31, 2015

Cooping cookie runners

Cooping cookie runners are cookie run fans that are so annoying that they have no friends and stay cooped up in their rooms all day

“Darn those cooping cookie runners”
“Let’s start a group that hates cooping cookie runners

by Ashy poo December 29, 2021

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

Runner

A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when confronted with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart immediately. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in ridiculous yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.

Was is a car?
Was it a pronghorn antelope?
No, it was one of those ‘runners’

by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019