Having sex doggie style while cupping the womans breasts in your hands and whispering in her ear: "These feel just like your sister's." It is considered a successful event if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
by saread February 01, 2009
To literally sit down on top of the car and see how long it will take for you to fall. Much like a rodeo when you ride on a stupid bull, but not as boring. Ride the car thats doing random turns at 20MPH for 8 seconds and you got a winner. Tournaments would be a great way to pass your day. Originated in Southern California
Zane- Dude theres literally nothing to do today......
Tanner- Well since you just got your liscense we could go put on a Car Rodeo tourney?
Tanner- Well since you just got your liscense we could go put on a Car Rodeo tourney?
by McKeystoneDangles July 29, 2010
Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.
Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.
by Biggity January 30, 2004
Hybrid between dutch oven and rodeo.
If you're doing the girl from behind, pull the covers over your heads, and release your farts. See how long you can stay on until you get bucked off.
If you're doing the girl from behind, pull the covers over your heads, and release your farts. See how long you can stay on until you get bucked off.
by AplPye April 19, 2011
While having sex doggystlye, tell the female (or male) that she is the ugliest girl or guy youve been with and try to hold on for eight seconds.
by josh flores October 15, 2003
When doing a girl doggy style, the guy leans forward and whispers in the girl's ear... "I have AIDS", he then grabs her hair, or any available body part with one hand and tries to hold on for as long as possible. "Rider" must last for a full 8 seconds before being tossed off
When Johnny was fucking Tina, he attempted to pull the Texas Rodeo, by telling her that he had AIDS and grabbed onto her hair. He only lasted for 5 seconds though
by Stan Dup November 23, 2007
A band made up of Tom Milsom and Dan Clark, who are currently working on (and releasing as they go) their album Music Makes The World Go Sound.
by Je ne sais pas mon nom. March 27, 2011