Robert

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers

Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell

by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018

Robert

A gay kid. He often flinches when a Jennifer throws a lunchbox at him. He’s bald and loves Minecraft. He also likes to poop his pants and throw it at people!💩

Oh look it’s roberto the bald man

by Danica the devil November 17, 2017

Robert

A gay bitch who loses girls (not that he can get anymore than 2) quicker than his mom put him up for adoption, who is obsessed with memes mainly because he’s special ed, He also lies about being gay when he really is for someone who starts with the name R

A-“Robert why are you such a gay fuck”

by Anooslord69 January 12, 2019

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything but in reality is just a Whitney little bitch.

Smart being: No one wants to hang out with Robert
Smart being 2: no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Robert

The type of man known for pulling more boys than girls. He is the only man in the universe known to have a big dick and still can’t pull no girls with it

I love you Robert-Javontae

by Filth God January 16, 2019

Robert

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b r a t

that no one likes yeet

robert is a piece of shit

by Ashton's future wife <3 April 9, 2019

Robert

A Robert is an inconsiderate piece of trash who only cares about himself. He is a sly and sneaky person when it comes to sleeping with girls. A Robert is not trustworthy or honest to people, so do not fool yourself and believe you are special to him because at the end of the day he only wants sex.

Him: you're so special to me. Want to have sex?

Me: you're such a robert!

by Ihatemyname123 March 14, 2017