Half-rican American

Person with a black parent and a white parent

I knew he was half-rican american; just look at his parents

by Jbales January 10, 2009

Puerto Rican Weekend

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.

how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!

by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020