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Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.
Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."
by CuteRaz February 3, 2012
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tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020
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shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.
This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.
by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006
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bbq rapist

A rapist who specifically targets bbq's. Usually because good food and the giving of unexpected love are two of the finest pleasures of life for a bbq rapist.
'Well shit on the deck, there's a fly on my steak'

'That's not a fly, that's a bbq rapist'
by The Definition King September 28, 2006
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Potential Rapist

"All men are potential rapists!" screeched Hilda while partaking on her daily SlutWalk.

Under pressure from feminist lobbyists, the FBI has narrowed the definition of rape to solidify the fallacious, feminist-backed misconception that rape must involve penetration.
by INTJ February 29, 2012
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Grim Rapist

A black tall bald bitch who will take anyone in sight no matter the age, gender, or place. His preferred place is underneath the bed.
Will:Did you hear about the Grim Rapist last night.
Carter:Yeah he took Lavar last night.
by PumpDaddyJ January 29, 2021
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