Bunny ranch

A famous legal brothal in the city of Reno Navada.

When I get to Reno I'm going to the bunny ranch.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

Ranch Dressing

Masturbation done by a female.

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.

by CondimentChick April 20, 2009

Cool Ranched

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...

Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!

by teh eXodus June 30, 2009

ranch cannon

A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance

I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties

by yeyeyeye June 18, 2009

Crab Ranch

When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch

Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.

by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid May 18, 2004

Dude Ranch

A great punk album by the band that used to be good Blink 182.

Blink was cool back then now they're trapped in the mainstream.

by andrew boy April 19, 2004

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018