ruben xaus

The greatest motorbike rider of all time. Affiliated with yoghurt. And Kai.

Ruben Xaus is the best motorbike rider.
Ruben "Yoghurt" Xaus

by Ruben Xaus himself October 4, 2004

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.

Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.

by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021

Ruben is gay

Ruben being gay is some he will never admit but deep down he knows he is gay

Ruben is gay

by Poooooornnnnnn December 30, 2021

Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 9, 2018

Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

Ruben Rubio

The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.

Man, I'm glad i have Ruben Rubio as my friend!

by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 23, 2013