"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."
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To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.
I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.
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Get the Riding The Panda mug.Noun: An act, originating in Utah but now popular throughout the western United States usually involving two men (straight or gay) and some kind of electrotherapy device.
Two men (sometimes more, rarely just one) place an individual paddle from an electrotherapy device on their genitals and start the device on the lowest setting.
It is customary, if not preferred, for both men to hold hands or embrace in some fashion while doing so. If both men are straight the contact usually ends there. If the men are bi-sexual or gay, the touching may be more intimate.
The electrotherapy device is slowly cranked up until both men achieve orgasm or the muscle contractions become too painful for either party to bear.
Two men (sometimes more, rarely just one) place an individual paddle from an electrotherapy device on their genitals and start the device on the lowest setting.
It is customary, if not preferred, for both men to hold hands or embrace in some fashion while doing so. If both men are straight the contact usually ends there. If the men are bi-sexual or gay, the touching may be more intimate.
The electrotherapy device is slowly cranked up until both men achieve orgasm or the muscle contractions become too painful for either party to bear.
by Sisko23 December 8, 2010
Get the Riding the thunder mug.1.To be feeling very happy. Occasionally also meaning in a snobbish or egotistical way.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
1a. Nick D was so riding high when he scored two very hot babes by pulling the beirut trick.
1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?
2.
Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?
2.
Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 11, 2004
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