n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"
Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!
by topdet408 February 28, 2008
When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.
My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.
by Grandmafucker May 15, 2016
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 26, 2007
Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.
by francisSharky November 15, 2013
Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.
by captain_emu November 26, 2014
by Cooooooochiiiee man October 15, 2020
A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground
by BleachCake23 March 25, 2022