When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.
My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.
by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016
Get the ricky raccoon mug.by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007
Get the slap the raccoon mug.Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.
by francisSharky November 14, 2013
Get the blue raccoon mug.Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.
by captain_emu November 26, 2014
Get the peruvian raccoon mug.I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
Get the Stinky Raccoon mug.An animator who get's inspired by raccoon hats, he does nasty into socks and is very kawaii and not hot at all, unless it's his pov of course, he is blending a baby for his next short vid, but you wouldn't know since you're an utter twat
by You Don't know who this is 69 April 13, 2021
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