Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.

Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

Queedle

Balancing on only on the front/back two legs of a chair

If you queedle on that chair you will break it.

by Lausyloo January 9, 2009

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007

queecha

A general term for the female genitals.
It includes the following body parts of a woman:
-clitoral hood
-clitoris
-labia majora
-labia minora
-vagina

The word originated when Rayne Summers from LICD created the word vagoo, an alternate word for vagina. Four people who disagreed with him created the word queecha to describe how it is dark, warm and pleasureable. But then since the vagina is only a single part of the female genitals, (unlike the male, the penis has many parts to it), so it was decided that it would be a general term for the female genitals.

I looked at her queecha and I told her it's a beautiful thing.

by TheAbdBoy November 10, 2008

queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

by ronnie_e May 16, 2009