Jake Pauler

Another word for being retarded, People called this tend to be spastic so stay away from them

Bro, Jonny's been acting weird lately
Ohh, he's a jake pauler

by OurOwnFather October 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 24, 2011

puerto rican men

A word that is in Urban Dictionary's top 30 list yet has no definition. Most likely a male or somebody who identifies as male from the island of Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican heritage.

Puerto Rican men love pasteles and chuletas especially when washed down with a malta.

by Red Amanita Muscaria September 4, 2019

Puerto Rican Dick

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!

1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!

by A true lover :) July 26, 2011

Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.

I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.

by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005

Pubercock

A 10-13 year-old boy whose penis has not yet reached his full potential.

Yeah, I was gonna go down on him, but he had a pubercock and it was too tiny.

by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006

puberty

When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.

Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.

by teh schizoid September 14, 2008