proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.

I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.

by generator x November 17, 2011

Proximity Theory

Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.

Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021

proxie

proxieOne person who holds an inevitable amount of knowledge in any field. The one person who holds the name proxie holds valuable information. There is only one proxie who shall never be duplicated.

ProXie is a 1337 h4x0r.

by Max "ProXie" January 28, 2005

Proxie

Proxie is a stupid jew who no one likes.

Proxie are teh suck.

by most certainly not vicious April 3, 2005

proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.

Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.

by Lance Williams April 28, 2008

Proximo

Proximo is a name for a intellectual, and wise, old man. He's very witty and clever.

Overall he is a fantastic person.

I wish I was as clever as Proximo, he is so clever

by Frankito October 12, 2009