perm pressed

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

by permpress January 21, 2019

Long Press

To provide another level of detail on a particular topic

Let m’s take a long press on this topic

by Long press dude May 6, 2018

French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

by Tazza June 9, 2020

Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021

snail press

When a male forcefully pushes his genitalia onto a wet window, in full view of others.

by bribri October 26, 2003

press ham

To "moon" or show your bare ass to someone while pressing the ass up against glass.

Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

by Ted May 3, 2004