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Pregnancy

A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.
Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!
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innocent pregnancy

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnəsənt prɪˈɡnənsi/
Definition:
1. A pregnancy occurring without (sinque) prior sexual intimacy, is considered divinely induced.
2. The condition of conceiving a child through supernatural powers, bypassing conventional reproduction.
3. A phenomenon celebrated in religious narratives as a miracle of fertility.
4. A rare occurrence regarded as evidence of divine intervention.

Significance:
• It defines virgins capable of bearing children.
• It emphasizes spiritual purity and divine benedictions.
• It identifies exceptional reproductive events.
• It avoids secular interpretations of conception.
• It simplifies explanations of religious doctrines.
• It improves clarity in theological discussions.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions.
Examples:
• "Mary exemplifies the biblical notion of innocent pregnancy."
• "Devotees worship icons associated with innocent pregnancy."
• "Sacred scriptures detail narratives of innocent pregnancy."
• "Scholars analyze historical records mentioning innocent pregnancies."
• "Mystics attribute curing powers to innocently conceived infants."
by Dmitrio August 4, 2025
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Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.
I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!
by huddymenz December 9, 2024
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Organisational pregnancy

The expansion of a corporate workforce as parents return to work or increase part-time hours after taking maternity / paternity leave.
David wants to increase from 2 to 4 days a week when his youngest child starts kindergarten next year. That's going to lift our FTE's and contribute to organisational pregnancy.
by BellyKlava November 6, 2015
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