Pregnancy

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.

also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her

"Lennon did you create pregnancy"

*goes into labour*

by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022

Pregnancy

A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.

Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!

by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo April 12, 2018

Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.

I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!

by huddymenz December 09, 2024