Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022
Get the National Skip Sports’ Practice Daymug. If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
by May 7, 2021
Get the You practice your mannerisims into a wallmug. Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009
Get the I have to take my brother to baseball practice.mug. by dxjtg September 19, 2021
Get the Batting Practicemug. by J○LT March 20, 2018
Get the practice makes perfectmug. A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
Get the virgin in practicemug. Person 1: Hey did you see the video that black couple hating on that Honduran couple?
Person 2: Yeah but that's not me I'm a non-practicing black.
Person 2: Yeah but that's not me I'm a non-practicing black.
by TheEndevour August 10, 2025
Get the Non-Practicing Blackmug.