Pokemongoloid

A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.

noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.

1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!

2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.

by pokemang July 17, 2016

pokemon hoe

A way to describe someone who is a slut for pokemon go.

Jessica is a total pokemon hoe, she's always battling at gyms.

by konnoyuuki August 4, 2016

pokemanz

The proper pronunciation of "pokemon" if you happen to be Bill Cosby.

Pokemanz? What the hell is a Pokeman? *grumble grumble*

by tricky mcdickster January 14, 2009

polemicism

The art and love of aggressive and passionate arguing

My love of polemicism is why I go to the bar and start arguments on touchy subjects just for the sake arguing, also why I got my ass beat last week.

by DrunkDick August 11, 2016

Pokemotorist

People who play Pokemon Go while driving, thereby thwarting any social and exercise benefits of the game, while also putting themselves and others in harm's way. See also: lazy ass.

Who's that asshole going 15mph through downtown past all of the "town history" placards? I need to get to work!! Goddamn pokemotorist.

by Lizbrella July 16, 2016

Pokemon Go

the only reason why people are outside

kid:I play Pokemon go everyday

random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf

by UnsubToDRM June 10, 2017

Poeme

A type of dude who you can look too and say, "Damn Nigga." This applies for both males and females.

Damn nigga, that a good lookin Poeme.

by That's a big stack, nigga March 4, 2018