POT Day

Despite the common misconception, POT Day is not a celebration of all things Pot, Marijuana, or Cannabis related. The"POT" in POT Day is actually an acronym standing for "Potentially Offensive T-Shirt" Day. Potentially Offensive T-Shirts qualifying for POT Day include the following.

-Drug References

-Race Jokes

-Sexual References

Stoner 1: Hey man . . . What are you wearing for POT Day?

Stoner 2: I'm actually wearing a shirt with a picture of a angry snowman, rolling a joint. The Shirt is made out of Hemp.

by The Speaker . . . Bitch March 14, 2010

Dirty Crock Pot

When you take a shit and forget to flush, leaving it to sit and 'stew' for an extended period of time.

Mike's dirty crock pot stained my toilet bowl for a month.

by notlef September 14, 2010

pot of greed

Allows you to draw two more cards from your deck.

By playing my pot of greed, I can draw two more cards from my deck!

by epsilion December 31, 2016

Honey Pot

A Honey Pot is where a group of Big Gay Bears gather in a circle and masturbate into a large pot or cauldron. It is comparable to a Soggy Biscuit.

Bob was the last one to ejaculate into the Honey Pot. So he had to eat the contents first.

by MB8 February 17, 2010

Honey Pot

During sexy time, one consenting adult partner inserts entire hand into the other consenting adult partner's poop shoot (pot), then removes hand to lick the anal juices(honey) off of them. A nod to Winnie the Pooh.

"My husband and I tried to spice things up by honey potting each other. We've never been more in love."
"You know that bitch Dre? She tried to honey pot me the other night! She a freak."
"You know, I honey potted a hooker the other night and man, that shit was no honey. Literally. It was shit."

by Snatchtastic May 3, 2015

pot clump

the morning after youve smoked about an ounce of skunk or some (heavy on the throat)resin, and you caugh loads a shit outa your lungs. the clump itself can be compared to gargling with spinal fluid and then spitting it out like mouth wash.

no way you should have seen the siz of the dirty pot clump i caughed up on my way to work.

by ste - unit May 31, 2004

Pot Nazi

one who is espesially against the use of marijuana and takes it upon themselves to tell everyone how they feel.

John: "I smoked weed this weekend..."
Angie: "Marijuana is ILLEGAL! Do you even know what that means?! God! Are you high now? I bet you're going to die. What were you thinking?!!! You are so going to hell."
John:"Ah! You are such a pot nazi!"

by bonehead00000000 January 7, 2011