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Portland High School

A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!
Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!
by another fake ass hoe November 13, 2018
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Portland High School

Full of a bunch of pussy’s with mullets who get angry at each other for saying racial slurs, Portland is most known for a large fight and drugs. Do not attend this school if you are gay this school is also known for firing a homosexual teacher for pretending to be a fellow student in the boys bathroom.
“You hear a yeehaw?”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
Probably Portland High School multitasking
by Bothofthefatassbaldprincipals September 5, 2021
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Portland Beaver Burp

When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.
Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp
by EATME@===> December 5, 2018
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s.e. portland steambath

Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.
I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.
by Drumscrubby February 17, 2017
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nickname of Portland -- it got the nickname because the city is very liberal.
by Jit November 5, 2004
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Portland State University

University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.
I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.
by pdxkatt July 5, 2004
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Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.
by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016
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