When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex
Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
by Padre Midday February 28, 2011
A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!
by another fake ass hoe November 13, 2018
Full of a bunch of pussy’s with mullets who get angry at each other for saying racial slurs, Portland is most known for a large fight and drugs. Do not attend this school if you are gay this school is also known for firing a homosexual teacher for pretending to be a fellow student in the boys bathroom.
“You hear a yeehaw?”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
“Probably Portland High School multitasking”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
“Probably Portland High School multitasking”
by Bothofthefatassbaldprincipals September 5, 2021
Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp
by EATME@===> December 5, 2018
Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.
I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.
by Drumscrubby February 18, 2017
by Jit November 5, 2004
University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.
by pdxkatt July 5, 2004