Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

by blondey April 18, 2020

Anna Porter

A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.

Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.

by night---light January 23, 2025

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

ruby porter

this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3

ruby porter should hang out with us more ;)

by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021

ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Porter

the definition of porter is a man who does not get any money

you are a porterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by IDISLIKEPORTERS May 25, 2023

Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”

“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer”

“Oh that’s porter”

by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021