marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

by Asmeister December 23, 2010

water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014

worshiping the porcelain god

Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Porcelain Dalke

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.

Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.

by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012

Porcelin Rim Job

When a man gives a girl anal sex and while they are performing sex the man is dunking the girls head in the toilet! When the man lifts the girls head out of the toilet the man slaps the girls head with his dick.

Easiest example is that when your in a bathroom fucking a girl, DUNK her head over and over in the toilet and thats what a Porcelin Rim Job is!!

by TBone_NJ/HI December 11, 2009

Porcelain Cruise

When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.

Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!

Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.

by Alex CK September 24, 2008

porcelain artist

Some who takes pride in the aftermath of extreme and explosive diarrhea.

Bob: God damn Tom! You splatter blasted the hell out of the toliet. It's a real disaster zone!

Tom: I know I'm a porcelain artist! I'll be posting that on ratemypoo.com.

by Bob Buckland February 4, 2009