The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
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Man, eugene is hella cool, but man...the boy is a straight point dexter.
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the Point Of Critical Fatness is the term agreed upon by the International Medical Federation do describe the sexual climax of a Fat Chick.
A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.
Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.
In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.
To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.
Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.
In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.
To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
"I'm half the man I used to be after the Point Of Critical Fatness. The doctor says I have two months"
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Ed: Yeah, but they got a bridge troll with them
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Rob: It's cool, Eric's our point man
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Oh look, Tom's being a point gremlin again, he's trying to argue back half a point on his program for style issues.
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Alex screamed as his partner Ned passed the point of impact, he could feel his ass hole loosen and the blood vessels shattering. It was the best feeling he had ever experienced.
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