3:20 Poop Time

The time most frequently associated with using the bathroom, specifically a poop. With school ending at 3:00pm, and after school sports beginning at 3:30, 3:20 becomes the perfect balance between dressing out and doing your business with just enough time to make It to practice. Similar to 4:20, the phrase was coined after a group of friends realized that everyday before track practice, they all took a poop at the similar time of 3:20.

Chris: Hey, Logan. Ready for track practice this afternoon?

Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.

Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!

by Frost,L March 8, 2014

Real nigga poop

When a young nigga stay in his lane and poop like a real one 💯

Ill brb, I gotta take a real nigga poop 💯💯

by Lilniggafert April 7, 2020

poop kink

When you have a feces fetish

"Listen, guys... I gotta tell you something."
"What is it, Noah?"

"I have a poop kink."
*everybody covers their butts and runs away in pure terror*

by Noah Has A Poop Kink March 1, 2015

Sodexo Poop

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009

No Poop July

You can't shit during July mate, you gotta hold it until August

Oi cunt, why did ya shit during No Poop July

by NotAComedian July 8, 2020

poop chicken

Similar to playing "chicken" with an opposing car on a road, "poop chicken" begins when you and someone else walk into a public restroom at the same time, both with the intention to take a shit. You go into your separate stalls and then sit there, waiting for the other to leave so that you can do your business in peace. The first person to just get up and leave without pooping loses the game of poop chicken.

Oh man. I had to take a shit so bad today at work, but some woman from another office on our floor walked into the bathroom at the same time, so we ended up just playing poop chicken for a few minutes until she finally gave up and left. I was victorious and then proceeded to shit in peace.

by AHmm April 25, 2011

Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009