platonic maki

n. A semi-regular sushi date with a friend of the opposite sex you would totally get with but has a boyfriend.

"Have you eaten yet?"
"No, but I'm grabbing dinner with Jessica"
"Ah, a little platonic maki action..."

by spicy_tuna February 20, 2009

petoni

Petoni:
A figure of speech describing a homosexual man with a large desire in asian genitalia and a spontaneous interest in shaving one's legs.

Daniel: I like guys with shaved legs.
Luke: That's something a Petoni would say!

by Snapcraft February 26, 2018

platonic fucking

A male and female having sex out of friendship rather than sexual interest.

I want some platonic fucking. We'll fuck, but not in a sexual way.

by Sex Jerry February 22, 2013

Pleon

wicked bro yacht club for youth sailors. sail all day and chill. Get shmamied...yerrrr

where u goin today. pleon, duh

by one shoe November 30, 2010

Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

Platonic Boner

It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...

I had a platonic boner with my friend...

by saulong April 16, 2010

Platonova

There is no definiton to describe this alluring being. It is GOD

She was like a Platonova...only my wildest fantasies could capture such a being

by dicey_gal October 25, 2006