by fliss1988 May 26, 2011
The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020
by Moriah Elizabeth lover 327 May 09, 2022
A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.
by Track McJack August 21, 2010
Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵
Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱
Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋
Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋
by plantplayer64 March 24, 2022
by Placebo Nightingale September 19, 2012
by Jellyfish_Juice November 03, 2018