Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.

I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking

by Marsha69 February 10, 2020

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Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

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texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 June 26, 2016

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ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house

you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"

by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009

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