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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.
let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY
by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023
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to [peterson] out

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).
To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

Giving lectures and grading papers is so frustrating, sometimes I just want to peterson out.

- Is Dr. Jones still working on the bovine flu virus sequencing project?
- No, she petersoned out a few months ago and wrote a spiritual health manual.
by LeoCal87 March 20, 2019
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Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!
I haven’t done a Peterson mudhole since last Saturday night.
by PetersonPower November 12, 2020
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lucas peterson

one who is bald and deathly allergic to avacados
shine bright like lucas peterson’s head
by skhfjsjdjsjdj April 8, 2021
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