by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009
Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.
Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."
James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"
James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"
by adamnshame April 18, 2010
A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"
Guy 2: "How was it"
Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"
Guy 2: "How was it"
Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"
by boblily April 15, 2008
modest pelican is a funny youtuber who wants us to spred the good word of his channel and stay hydrated. his grand theft auto online intros go something like this hey guys modest pelican here back with grand theft auto online if you in joyed this video please (insert funny way to premote modest pelicans youtube channel here) to spered the good word of my channel this is thick man a retered hitman on a journy to become the kigpin of los santos this are the boys boys boys and together they form a dangers gang called the sons of virgins this are there storys
by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021
pulling out your bottom lip (like a pelican), and having your partner shit in your mouth while flapping his or her arms and making bird noises
by Zorro49 September 10, 2006
When someone yawns, you punch them in the throat so they gag and you then you stick your dick in their mouth.
by akhsdfadsflakfda March 07, 2009
An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.
In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.
by Tooly Towers September 05, 2003