When someone shoots diahrhea onto someones forhead from atleast 4 feet away after eating habanero peppers.
by nhan618 May 30, 2005

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)
by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

by Selita Ebanks December 11, 2011

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

One of the alltime great pitchers. Could even throw a bowling ball at 90.....wait it was zimmers head.
by Gary April 20, 2004

The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.
Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
by parliment July 24, 2004

When a women casually reaches into her undergarments, gathers her moistness every so gently on her fingers, then descretely finds an unsuspecting co-worker and lathers her frothiness on her co-workers upper lip.
"After 12 long hours of hot, sweaty work, she tried wiping her Stinky Pedro on my lip, instead she got me in the mouth, tasted like old salmon!"
by stinky Pedro August 25, 2011
