An extraordinarily persian looking guy.
Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed.
Most confuse for french or spanish.
Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.
P.S. Do not call this person Parsley. You will not live to remember it.
Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed.
Most confuse for french or spanish.
Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.
P.S. Do not call this person Parsley. You will not live to remember it.
by BingusKhan February 13, 2024
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Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed.
Most confuse for french or spanish.
Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.
P.S. Do not call this person Parsley. You will not live to remember it.
Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed.
Most confuse for french or spanish.
Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.
P.S. Do not call this person Parsley. You will not live to remember it.
by BingusKhan June 15, 2024
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A woman from Medellín, Colombia, who treats dating as a full-time hustle aimed at attracting foreign men—especially Gringos. Unlike the working girls of Parque Lleras, the Puta Paisa doesn’t charge by the hour; she plays the long game.
She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.
Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.
Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
“Bro, she said she owns a swimsuit line on Instagram, but she’s been ‘networking’ with tourists in El Poblado every night. Classic Puta Paisa.”
by Klassy Kimberly October 30, 2025
Get the Puta Paisa mug.When you have a #1 PASA in their district, ranked 16th company wide, top .15% at their position in the entire company, who has an alpha personality, voices their opinion, outspoken but can prove via actual facts about what they say, FAFO attitude, DGAF mentality, and management doesn’t like it. Due to managements lack of ability to control or silence this amazing, outstanding, overachieving, over performing , gorgeous, employee, they purposefully fail to acknowledge, celebrate, cultivate, respect, appreciate and deny their success and achievements. Because of this, that PASA says hold my maple syrup puts their Sasquatch mask on and takes their talents elsewhere. Leaving a massive dumpster fire and void that cannot and will not ever be filled throughout the rest of human history.
Dude they pissed Artie J off and he pulled a Canadian HD PASA on their asses. They are so screwed they have no idea.
by Artie J Saves April 4, 2026
Get the Canadian HD PASA mug.Mujer de Medellín que convierte “buscar marido gringo” en una carrera profesional. No cobra por hora como las de Parque Lleras —ella juega al ajedrez emocional: lento, calculado, y con filtro Valencia en cada foto.
Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.
Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.
“Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”
by Klassy Kimberly October 31, 2025
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