toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009

Patryk

A fucking wanker who ignores his girlfriend

him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*
Patryk is just a gamer

by Me oh oh oh October 21, 2018

pastry

Another term for biatch. Since my friend thinks biatch sounds like a pastry name.

Man my mom is such a pastry

by terd May 6, 2005

pantry item

obscure term for non-perishable items (e.g. canned goods or spices)

invitation: "please bring a pantry item."

reader: "A... what?!" O-o

by grammarnazi August 25, 2004

Puff Pastry

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops

Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

patryk

a very gay kid that kisses boys without them saying he could and he is gay with his brother

patryk went in the bed...

by 123 you cant see me March 10, 2019

Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.

There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!

by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011