Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

ferrari paddles

used to describe the folds or layers of fat on the backs of large women

look at the ferrari paddles on her

by stones October 24, 2007

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018

sissy paddle

Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.

Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle

“Hey! I just got the sissy paddles for the newbies.”

by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018

Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

paddle pop

A cute nickname to call your partner! This will always make them feel comfortable and safe.

Boyfriend: Hey Paddle Pop!
Me: Yes daddy?

by lolsiessofunnylol November 8, 2025