pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

by kirby April 21, 2004

pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.

that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.

by call me joe January 21, 2003

pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.

His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action

by PhilBrown June 23, 2007

drop pole

1. Phrase used when a guy has to urinate.

Damn man I drank way to much. I'm a about to go drop pole!

by Gotlife March 16, 2011

pole jam

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.

i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!

by viciousk March 11, 2009

hocker pole

In the late 1970’s, early 80’s, kids in Scranton, Pennsylvania designated one pole on the school playground to be the hocker pole, where at lunch or recess, kids would spit there lung or nasal congestion.

“I just threw that kid into the hocker pole. He has everybody’s germs now.”

by Nepatrish March 20, 2019

Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."

by An Awesome Biscuit February 7, 2010