When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020
Ryan Reynolds aint got nothin' on Pedro Castillo.
by Selita Ebanks June 12, 2011
One of the alltime great pitchers. Could even throw a bowling ball at 90.....wait it was zimmers head.
by Gary April 21, 2004
The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.
Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
by parliment July 24, 2004
When a women casually reaches into her undergarments, gathers her moistness every so gently on her fingers, then descretely finds an unsuspecting co-worker and lathers her frothiness on her co-workers upper lip.
"After 12 long hours of hot, sweaty work, she tried wiping her Stinky Pedro on my lip, instead she got me in the mouth, tasted like old salmon!"
by stinky Pedro August 22, 2011
missy is a pedro-sexual
by Paul Large July 27, 2007
A sex position. The female participant has to grow out their leg hair enough to have a “spiky” feel. She then sits atop her male partner and holds her arms in curved position to the sky and floor, mimicking the look of a San Pedro cactus. The male participant also rubs the females legs, and comments on its spiky-ness. This is done in Spanish for more advanced users. Works all year round, but ideal for winter.
Brooke “I haven’t shaved my legs for a week, better shave them tonight”
Tim “shave them tomorrow, let’s San Pedro tonight”
Brooke “vamos de fiesta, chico grande!”
Tim “shave them tomorrow, let’s San Pedro tonight”
Brooke “vamos de fiesta, chico grande!”
by tjdeckwhiler September 19, 2020