Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021

patternoster

A patternoster:

The dude who fluffs the kings balls.

The king summoned his patternoster.
" yo patternoster, come hither and fluffeth mine balls. Swass treats me fowly on this day."

by expialodotious May 21, 2010

Pattermug

A match made in heaven.

Pattermugs are a couple who are best friends, soulmates and fun to be around, and who are great people separately, because they're so good together.

It would be lovely to spend some time with the pattermugs this weekend, they're so much fun.

We had such a great night with Jane and John last night, we've got some pattermugs in the making.

It's the pattermug's party tomorrow, it's going to be the BOMB!

I can't believe Jane and John are going to have another little baby Pattermug!

by missyamy July 8, 2010

Stinky Patterson

Only few know so nice if u do

Dude look at that stinky patterson over there haha if you know you know

by Steveo bobby January 22, 2020

Patterson

The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.

Lets play Patterson

by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009

Paterno'd

To be dismissed or fired from a job in a most humiliating manner.

Steve used to work for the railroad until he was Paterno'd via a form letter right before he could retire.

by Prisoner416 February 25, 2012

Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004