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pair of britney

funny way to order two beer
by junkbo June 10, 2011
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Hot pair of socks

Used to describe an extremely hot day.
by KatGov October 8, 2025
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Dummy-yummy pair

When two friends have such a strong dynamic in being idiots together that you can't help it, but just think that they're adorable in doing what they love.
Person 1: No, I don't want your pats.
Person 2: *pats anyways and runs away*
Person 1: You motherfu--*runs after them*
Person 3: Look at that dummy-yummy pair.
by Pseudo Saint September 20, 2021
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ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.
Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms
by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009
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