A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
by Ball boy August 21, 2021
Get the Paddle Tennismug. When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Chinese Dog Paddlemug. When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.
by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018
Get the Paddle-Fridaymug. Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.
by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022
Get the Back-paddlingmug. by Adoreizi March 14, 2020
Get the Paddle peekingmug. The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018
Get the Snap Paddlingmug. Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.
by Jayr39 July 21, 2017
Get the paddle swatchermug.