The Ostrich

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.

"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."

"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"

by DahWorm July 7, 2016

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The Ostrich Decrement

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.

The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!

by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019

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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.

When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.

by Chelmite April 25, 2019

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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

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Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.

This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.

by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021

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