"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
by Mad-dawg July 04, 2014
A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.
*pppffffrrrrrttttt*
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
by aliboo428 July 31, 2023
The act of masturbation.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
by A2K February 18, 2003
When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
by Mason127 March 05, 2010
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
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