Lawn Mower

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

by Messican April 7, 2003

mow the lawn

mow the lawn refers to the act of sexually stimulating a woman's birth cannon

"dude! did you mow the lawn last night?"
"of course I did, she was so hot"

by Mandrewline May 6, 2013

Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011

lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

by skakid December 19, 2009

Lawn Dart

It's where a girl is doogystyle on a bed and you climb up the bedpost and do a backflip and try to stick your cock in her asshole.

The term "Lawn Dart" speaks for itself.

by fsdklkld April 17, 2006

lawn mower

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower

I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position

by Joe Harrold January 15, 2006

mow the lawn

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.

"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

by coochieman69 May 1, 2010