offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 24, 2014

Charm Offensive

A concentrated attempt to gain favour or respectability by conspicuously cooperative or obliging behaviour. Also, the production of inconsequential changes, clarification of existing policies or rewording of existing policies to give the appearance of reform.

They launched an insincere charm offensive to reduce the public blowback from their previous offensive stance, statements and policies.

by Sir Palindrome December 24, 2023

Passive Offensive

An unintended action or behavior that ends up being offensive or controversial to others. This typically occurs when someone is unaware of the cultural or social implications of their actions, leading to misunderstandings and potential discomfort for others. It is not deliberate, but it still can have a significant impact on relationships and social dynamics.

Hey, did you see Jake's new hairstyle? He let his hair get all tangled and messy, and now it looks like dreadlocks. I don't think he meant to offend anyone, but some people are taking it as cultural appropriation. It's totally a passive offensive situation.

by idontcariel October 31, 2023

Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail

man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves

by bsssen April 27, 2025

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

offensive widowmaker

The single best and most meta playstyle in the video game Overwatch, those who play it are usually the best players of their game.

Player 1: why is no one playing offensive widowmaker? we'll never win!
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.

by jim_odeur January 25, 2017

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs

Offensive Cops

by randomkid777 June 17, 2022