The act of masturbation.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
Get the taming the one-eyed-pythonmug. "I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
by Mad-dawg July 4, 2014
Get the one eyed worm holemug. The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
Get the one-eyed wet willymug. To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
by A2K February 18, 2003
Get the wrestling the one eyed monstermug. When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
by Mason127 March 9, 2010
Get the One eyed marlinmug. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. by date finder July 13, 2016
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