Daveed

A fetish of the saggy tits, someone who is turned on by old wrinkly boobs and vagina.

One who watches old people Porn... is someone who probally has a Daveed fetish...

by Herald Lee Large March 1, 2009

Dave

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here'
Matt: 'Okay'

Texts...
Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x'
Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

by Sophie-Dave August 19, 2009

dave’s

dave’s is literally wendy’s but better. wendy didn’t do crap. PERIOD.

dave’s is so much better
wendy didn’t do crap

by hansyddave August 7, 2020

Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

Dave

Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body

Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE

by nennycakes February 4, 2021

Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019

Dave

Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.

ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.

Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!

by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020